Reighar's sheet-music jokes give the tubas too much permission
A narrated collection of musical mishaps turns tiny dynamic markings into very big instructions, and players are adding their own rehearsal stories.
Why this story? The video opened at a pace of 912,225 views a day, 13 times a normal first day on this channel (69,590).
The Most Insane Sheet Music Ever 🎼
The saxophonists stop playing. In an anecdote narrated by Reighar, repeated requests to play more softly end with the musicians merely pretending to blow. Their band director finally declares the sound perfect.
That is the quiet end of "The Most Insane Sheet Music Ever 🎼", a Short that reached roughly 440,000 views in eight hours, far ahead of the channel's usual opening pace. It compiles social media posts over Minecraft parkour footage, rather than showing the rehearsals themselves.
The joke turns on the little letters musicians read as instructions about volume: p for soft, f for loud, with repeated letters pushing the instruction further. Soon the posts move from barely audible saxophones to a tuba section defending an enormous blast on the grounds that their music contained four f's.
By the closing stretch, the narrator reaches Julius Fučík's "Florentiner Marsch" and a score marked with eight fortes, followed by another example sporting an even longer procession of f's. The notation starts to look less like guidance and more like a conductor's dare.
The comments have already passed ten times Reighar's usual full first-day total. Brass players and percussionists are supplying rehearsal memories of their own, including a trombonist who recalls drowning out the band and a chimes player whose director still wanted more volume.
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What viewers say
That’s the kind of notation I expect Tchaikovsky to give to the _freaking cannons_
@RwbyRose8150See it on YouTubeI like how this went from pppp to f*24. Completely opposite ends of the music dynamics spectrum.
@EverythingTheoristSee it on YouTubeBass Trombone here. We were playing 1812 Overture and the final section is the trombones just going ham. We get to the final note (for me the Eb below middle-C) and it's marked ffff. So I let rip at my full volume. After we stopped the entire band (all 73 other members) turned and looked at me. Apparently I had drowned out ALL of them, even the tubas. My response: "What? it says quadruple forte."
@Grundini91See it on YouTube
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As a percussionist, I once had music that was FFF, and crescendoed into nothing (there was nothing written at the end of the crescendo) I was playing the chimes and I played it so hard that the mallets were chipping and the director still told me to play louder.
@Rootbur0See it on YouTube
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- Channel
- Reighar
- Subscribers
- 195,000 ▲ 7,000 this week
- Channel views, last 7 days
- 28,110,968
- Channel views, pace per day
- 3,378,620 (on a normal day: 3,983,316)
- Video published
- November 6, 2026
- Video views so far
- 439,952 (less than a day online)
- Video views, pace per day
- 912,225
The numbers
The Short's opening pace is far above Reighar's usual start. Its comment section has also exceeded a typical full first day several times over.
💡 Test your knowledge
Which musical term tells a player to play softly?
Piano means soft in musical dynamics and is abbreviated as p.


