Mark Rober "solved every board game," then ambushed his old statistics teacher
Connect Four, Battleship, Jenga and Monopoly become probability lessons in a match against Mr. Malloy, the teacher who first showed him how to win Guess Who?
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I Solved Every Board Game
Things we can learn from the video
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- 1:00Guess Who?: ask questions that split the remaining faces in half, a binary search taught by Mr. Malloy.
- 5:44Rock, Paper, Scissors: in best of three, throw whatever beats the last winning move.
- 10:20Connect Four: control the center column and build a "beak" that threatens two wins.
- 12:20Battleship: hunt on a checkerboard, then hit neighboring squares and favor open water.
- 18:22Jenga: take easy blocks, move fast, and count the safe moves left.
- 22:34Monopoly: buy at once, stop at three houses, go for orange, and trade.
Mark Rober learned to play Guess Who? properly in high school, from his statistics teacher. Mr. Malloy showed him how to ask questions that cut the remaining faces in half each time. In "I Solved Every Board Game," the student invites the teacher to CrunchLabs for what is supposed to be a tour.
"I didn't invite you out here today for a tour. This is an ambush," Rober tells him. "A board game ambush."
Before the rematch, Rober does his homework. He sends researchers to watch people play at a school, a beach, a senior center and a biker bar, studies hundreds of games, then sits down in a park with a sign: beat me, win $100. Along the way he slips in two quick tricks. In Rock, Paper, Scissors, "See what won, then beat that one, regardless of who lost." He also shows a coin toss that never actually flips end over end.
Then the games. In Connect Four, stack the center column and build a "beak" shape that threatens two wins at once. In Battleship, fire on a checkerboard pattern, hit the neighbors after a strike, and aim for open water, though Malloy has answers of his own. In Tic-Tac-Toe, start in a corner, take a second corner, and the third sets up a double threat.
Jenga gets the engineer's treatment: static and kinetic friction, manufacturing tolerances, and the claim that loose blocks are "a feature" rather than a bug. It also brings the video's best moment of surprise, when Rober learns that zero counts as an even number. He even builds a wrist-mounted air cannon to blast out stuck blocks, and it does not save him.
Malloy brings the sharpest Monopoly advice: "Getting three houses is the best return on your investment." The video adds the orange set, jail as a trap early and a refuge late, and the case for trading. The description credits U.S. national Monopoly champion Richard J. Marinaccio for the research. One round is Squirrel Dash, a CrunchLabs toy, so that segment doubles as a showcase for Rober's own company. The final tiebreaker is decided by Hungry Hungry Hippos, where no statistics help at all.
In the comments, many viewers dwell on the line about the teacher becoming the student, and on a teacher being remembered this fondly years later.
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Mark spent 6 months building a NASA-grade satellite, just to make sure his nephew loses at Connect 4 during Thanksgiving.
@joren5290See it on YouTube"The teacher becomes the student."
"The teacher's proudest moment."
This should be the mentality of all teachers.@quinlan24See it on YouTubeThe gag of taking glasses off to reveal more glasses will never not be funny to me.
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I'm a teacher, THANK YOU, for the absolute honor you gave Mr. Maloy thru the respect you still display for him years later.
@miranina1585See it on YouTube4:47 That one lady who just lost connect 4 with no trickery lol
@MilesRivera-NY-u5hSee it on YouTubeStatistics show that you were going to lose against someone who understands statistics
@MagisterVeritasSee it on YouTubeTic Tac Toe will *always* end in a tie if both people know how to play.
@macethorns1168See it on YouTubeThe world after Mark Rober shares his tricks:
"With everyone super.... no one will be"@ImaadRehmanguySee it on YouTubeAh yes. I love when my advantage gets sucked away with all of my family watching. How will I win now😭
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A 28-minute lesson in probability, and a fast first day for it.
💡 Test your knowledge
Which Monopoly color set does Rober's video recommend going for?
The video's Monopoly tips list "Go orange" as one of its core strategies.


