The Onion reconvenes In The Know for a nonexistent presidency
Seven uploads mix a mock midterm debate with a train investigation written like a math problem.
Why this story? The channel's weekly summary: what went up this week, what is drawing views now, and where the channel stands among similar channels.
Will Trump Running For Midterm President Help Down-Ballot Republicans?
The panel has a question that actual election coverage cannot answer: would Trump running for "Midterm President" help other Republicans? The Onion's returning In The Know format treats the invented office as another perfectly reasonable subject for televised debate.
"Will Trump Running For Midterm President Help Down-Ballot Republicans?" was the most-watched of the week's seven new uploads, reaching roughly 316,000 views. In the comments, viewers dwell on the return of the panel format, the big table and the recurring joke about absent panelist Clifford Banes. For this audience, the furniture and familiar names are part of the occasion.
The week's other substantial draw turns a schoolbook setup into a mock breaking-news investigation. "Authorities Investigate Collision Between Trains From Chicago Traveling 80 MPH, DC Traveling 75 MPH" even supplies multiple-choice crash times in its description. It has nearly matched the panel video's total and is currently bringing in the most daily views on the channel. Both are satirical news sketches, not reports of real events.
A newer tariff parody is also among the uploads attracting the most views right now. Across the channel, daily viewing is slightly above its usual level, with about two million views added over the week and the subscriber count unchanged. The return to the big table supplied the familiar ritual; the train story supplied the homework.
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- Channel
- The Onion
- Subscribers
- 3,290,000
- Channel views, last 7 days
- 2,052,438
- Videos published this week
- 7
- Video published
- October 13, 2026
- Video views so far
- 315,631
- Views on its first day
- 195,966
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💡 Test your knowledge
Which Onion panel-show format returned for the mock midterm-presidency debate?
The video's description identifies the debaters as In The Know panelists.



