ASP FC stages a Champions League "Hair Classico"
Haaland's haircut becomes a transfer controversy as custom squads compete for European glory in a football-game simulation.
Why this story? One of the most watched videos since yesterday, with 619,212 views.
I added a team of each HAIRSTYLE to see which one does the best!
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Forget club loyalties: ASP FC is sorting footballers by their hair. Curly, dreadlocks, bald, short and long-haired squads enter a simulated Champions League, turning a trip to the barber into a potential change of allegiance.
The Short has drawn roughly 620,000 views since yesterday. Its opening grievance concerns Erling Haaland, whom the narrator accuses of abandoning Long Hair FC for Short Hair FC: "I can't believe Haaland betrayed Long Hair FC for Short Hair FC this summer, what a traitor!"
Line-up graphics, memes and a brief animated hydration break lead into the tournament results. Short Hair FC wins the so-called Hair Classico against Long Hair FC, but Curly Hair FC ultimately takes the trophy, with Mbappé finishing as top scorer.
In the comments, viewers pick up on the Hair Classico name and welcome the return of the hydration-break interruption. Even a tournament organised around hair needs a drinks stop.
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- Channel
- ASP FC
- Subscribers
- 972,000 ▲ 12,000 this week
- Channel views, last 7 days
- 20,552,163
- Channel views, pace per day
- 2,704,657 (on a normal day: 3,543,167)
- Video published
- November 14, 2026
- Video views so far
- 619,212 (less than a day online)
- Video views, pace per day
- 898,369
The numbers
The hairstyle tournament has passed half a million views since yesterday.
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Which country does Erling Haaland represent in international football?
Haaland represents Norway at international level.


